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taintbrush 

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.
While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!
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taintcrust

Crust that builds up on a hookers taint as she performs her civil services throughout the day.
I think she was a prostitute bruh, her taintcrust was rookin.
taintcrust by StarTreader November 30, 2015

taintbrush 

A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.
My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!
taintbrush by Siegle September 28, 2005

taintbrush 

see soul patch, the tuft of facial hair on the lower lip and chin.
She felt raw down below for days after her date with the gentleman sporting the resplendent taintbrush.
taintbrush by Squidopottomus December 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026