taintburst

The sensation of: When you’re trying to fall asleep when it’s really hot, and you reach down and peel your scrotum away from your taint, and whew, suddenly you feel 20 degrees cooler.

Wait a minute. Ahhh, taintburst…

by db(smack) July 4, 2010

taintbrush

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.

While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!

by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005

taintcrust

Crust that builds up on a hookers taint as she performs her civil services throughout the day.

I think she was a prostitute bruh, her taintcrust was rookin.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

taintbrush

A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.

My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!

by Siegle September 28, 2005

taintbrush

see soul patch, the tuft of facial hair on the lower lip and chin.

She felt raw down below for days after her date with the gentleman sporting the resplendent taintbrush.

by Squidopottomus December 9, 2008