whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

Early bird gets the worm

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙

by Phantoms Night April 6, 2022

Scum sucking toilet worm

Someone who drinks the residue left in toilet water after urinating and deficating in it, using a wooden spoon to scrape and eat the leftovers afterwords.

u nasty ass scum sucking toilet worm, get the hell away from me.

by Sumsikshit June 1, 2010

The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

Balloon Knot Worm Hole

Your anus...

I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011