Pant line

When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection

Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”

Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips

by Pant line123 January 7, 2020

Baboon Pants

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.

Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.

by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018

Pant Burn

A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.

Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it

by Vijay238 August 6, 2014

jungle pants

Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it

i took her pants off and saw she had jungle pants.

by J.SCHALLY January 11, 2008

juky pants

This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.

Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017