Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

Are horses useless

horses Most useless thing on the world, planes are clearly better

Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"

"Planes can go supersonic for hours"

by Fauxo June 24, 2021

horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."

I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.

by Content Chick December 28, 2009

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

by Dirtyborough October 5, 2016

Horse lagger

When u slide ure cock on her vagaga till u cum

I done a horse lagger last night I'm disappointed

by U r so gay BITCH June 12, 2016

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020