Plastic Grandma

Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery
Stella looks so artificial anymore! That old biddy is just your typical plastic grandma...
by desertfox07 December 15, 2014
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grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
by pl4ss May 08, 2022
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byrems dead grandma

T his sentence can be used in many ways. mainly used to describe the ways byrem, and others grandmas have passed away such as meaning, byrems dead grandma is happening again!
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
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grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in
Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌
by Enorma P. Ness September 17, 2023
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titty grandma

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."
by Tittie Grandwaugh August 17, 2022
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grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles
I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!
by tateeeeee June 03, 2018
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