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snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy
Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
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Bastard rosé

A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.

Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.
You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.
by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018
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Fat Bastard

is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019
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kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
by The best character April 19, 2014
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Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!
by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021
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uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.
My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .
by Pink warrior March 7, 2018
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Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.
"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"
by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022
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