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jump seat sniffer

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache
by skyhag August 5, 2009
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stiffen your neck

become stubborn
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
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Stiff Rebuttal

WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YOU OFFER THEM A STIFF REBUTTAL, IE, A BITCH SLAP ACROSS THEIR FACE.
Bitch was in my chair, so I offered some STIFF REBUTTAL.

Person 1: "Hey Johnny, did you hear about how much of a dumbass Janete is? I mean, all she does is talk about how pretty she is, I mean, she can't be prettier than me."
Person 2: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE, BITCH, GET READY FOR SOME STIFF REBUTTAL.
by Eric The Stiff September 14, 2009
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stiff

A form of confrontation in which 2 or more individuals engage in a short struggle or argument, often resulting in awkward moments thereafter.
At the frat party, there was a little stiff in between Joe and Rachelynn after Joe supposedly was flirting with her sister.
by Lake39 January 22, 2017
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Steffen

A man that is very sexy and loves anime. The thing he loves more than everything is oppai (Anime titties)
Omg look at that Steffen he's such a weeb.
by Oppai Sensei February 26, 2018
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fluff-sniffer

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006
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Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.
Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.
by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009
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