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nonsensical

The opposite of being sensical; senseless.
"You are being totally nonsensical right now."
nonsensical by JOhnnyPoop. December 15, 2011

Nonsensical

"man i don't want to put up with your Nonsesical bullshit" Nonsensical
Nonsensical by megan the millionare February 21, 2015

nonsensical

when some bum ass punk monk does or says something absolutely cringe or out of context
Thats nonsensical!
nonsensical by Playboi_Harry January 3, 2022

nonsensical jockey 

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.

Nonsensical Dingbat 

Someone who spouts of random nonsense that appears to sound intelligent, but rather the complete opposite.
"Did you see Crystal quoting scripture and how it somehow relates to God and homosexuality?"
"Huh? That girl is a [nonsensical Dingbat}."

INM ( Inappropriate Nonsensical Medicine 

A medicine that has little or no merit and is prescribed instead of the appropriate and more efficacious option.
That Doctor continues to provide INM ( Inappropriate Nonsensical Medicine despite the patients not responding.
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