Stiff

A stiff is a transvestite who's rapist dominating oppression mentality is a turn off for being a compensation for daddy issues.
They usually appear slim with no feminine figure and are boomers hiding behind AI chat bots with smoother skin using photo apps. Most commonly noted boomers from the 70s with xenomorph fetishes of scaring kids pretending to be synthetics from the Alien franchise. Often childish around there peers and patronising left woke dicks around others and there victins.

Dude A: theres a Stiff in my mirror trying to mask wrinkles on me!

Dude b: quick get out the kelaidascope bar glasses in VR mode and burn it!

by Whitefeederwaveruiner November 13, 2025

stiff fit

an outfit that looks good/ cool, very stylish, auraful

hey bro, thats a stiff fit.

by beng995 December 15, 2025

Clitty-stiffy

Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.

"Are you home for 'Sex & the City' tonight?" "Yes, I have a clitty-stiffy about it"

by honeylovechild May 19, 2009

nub stiffy

Another term for a ladyboner.

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why

by ArcheryNerd August 11, 2013

Spirit Stiffy

The arousal of a male through the interference of Supernatural beings

Ghost Blowjob

"Graham got a spirit stiffy from poltergeist molestation."

by The Gapists May 7, 2014

brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.

Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.

by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016

double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.

Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.

by NaturallyCali August 19, 2016