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Stealthbooking

1. A person who writes comments on their FB page or on other people's pages only to have them delete these posts minutes after writing them-leaving the other person to appear as if they are having a conversation with themselves.

2.Also used for someone who is known to delete comments, untag pictures they do not like of themselves. The fear of people finding out the unsavoury comment or picture has the stealthbooker sweating bullets. The stealtbooker appears to be convinced that someone may see this fb post you wrote.
Dude, you gotta stop stealthbooking shit off my page. You are making me look like I am more crazy than I am.

Bobba, why do you keep stealhbooking my posts about you barfing outside the bar last night. Everyone saw you do it, why not capture the moment forever. Heatwave wont find out about your drunken nightmare behaviour.
by Tunahead Heatwave September 17, 2010
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Spelt

This is a good old English word that has been bastardised by Americans who cannot fucking spell (or is that "spelled"?). For example, when you fart, someone"smelt it", they didn't fucking smelled it.
"I wanted to send you a love -letter, but I "spelled " your name wrong , you cunted. I should have written "spelt".
by Ooossshh December 19, 2017
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stealth

a hockey stick made by easton. Very like 395 grams.
My stealth is a very nice stick
by LilJOnwhattt: March 22, 2007
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stealth mode

Taking the cover of the Ti-83 calculator and, instead of sliding it all the way on the back of the unit, placing it at a 100 degree angle from the unit. John McClintock does this.
by Kevin February 15, 2004
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Stealthbooking

To post/lurk on facebook without being on facebook chat, making it seem as if your offline.
Did you seen Jim online before? Pretty sure he was stealthbooking...
by dragon2169DCZXv February 5, 2010
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helter skelter

Committing a murder and then having post mortem sex with the body.
Timmy " The Tooth " Schllinger performed a helter skelter on his 5th victim
by gelly123 August 26, 2005
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