Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018

Stanley Matthew Todd

A man that everyone should honor for his service in the U.S Army but perished in a house fire.

My dad was Stanley Matthew Todd

by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

Spangle

The feeling or state of pure sadness. To be but not feel. Usually felt in an office environment. In some regions spangle is know as a spiritual place where if one goes they can never return and have to live in eternal pain and sadness. The Deity of spangle is know as Spanglejuice Don´t say his name more than three times... for further reference refer to Bob Sagget stand up material of the late 1990´s.

hey ted how you doing?
You know just in spangle life is hard.

Spanglejuice ruled over spangle he never said much but his presence was felt through out all of spangle.

by Tad Jansen August 15, 2018

Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Spangle

When you and your mates are talking absolute bollocks without realising it, and then it hits you what utter shite you were chatting

Linda: Greg what the fuck are we on about
Greg: Well Linda, it appears we're trapped in the spangle...

by KingOfTheSpangle June 4, 2018

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked

he gave me a good ol strangle willy

by BritishBleach August 30, 2018