Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.

Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Half neuron having sperm head

Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust

I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head

by Freop September 22, 2023

Sperm fountain

When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings

Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain

by Cunt Eastwood December 5, 2019

Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.

I totally Sperm Cycled Ian last night.

by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022