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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
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Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
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sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
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Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains
I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.
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Sperm

a white liquid that comes out of your pp when your uncle rubs it
she ate all of my sperm
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acid sperm

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.
Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”
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