Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021
Get the Sperm Turkeymug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》The《¤》Synapid《¤》Reptile《¤》Who《¤》Hid《¤》His《¤》Sperm《¤》In《¤》A《¤》Bubble《¤》Then《¤》Died《¤》mug. When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings
by Cunt Eastwood December 5, 2019
Get the Sperm fountainmug. When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
Get the Sperm Whalemug. by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018
Get the Sperm Whalemug. When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
Get the Sperm Cyclemug. A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
Get the Golf Ball-Sized Crying Spermmug.