Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

Evil Sheese

An insane or bonkers Sheese created by the sheese god

Im being eaten by an evil sheese

I don't know why the sheese god is making me fight an evil sheese

by Lin Siden October 26, 2022

My Sheesh

My friend/My man

How's it slangin', my sheesh?

by Ugly_God_10 November 29, 2022

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

three sheets to the wind

drunk

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

navy sheets

You’re fucked. If he had navy sheets he’s a fuckboy.

“Oh he has navy sheets!”

“Yea you’re fucked”

by Mjmarsh August 21, 2024