Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Joe the guy with hurt balls

Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

During sex when the woman is in doggy and male is wearing a train conductor hat with a train whistle

Joe is the best at giving butt chuggings to older women I swear said dorice

Joe pissed me off last week so when he wasn’t home I gave his humidifier a good goldmisting

When a couple who enjoys pain takes a pancake with syrup and hits the male in the testicles until he cannot take it anymore

Joe said to his wife let’s get to flip floppin tonight baby

When a couple takes a pancake with no syrup or butter and repeatedly hits the man in the testicles until he cannot take it anymore

Joe said to his wife my balls still hurt after last nights pancakin