pulling a seamo

getting insanely drunk at formal aswell as informal events, may or may not include vomit, guaranteed embarrassment of dates and swimming goggles may feature

person 1: man, you were pulling a seamo last night

person 2: i know, everyone thinks im an idiot

by the don12345 November 10, 2010

Shut in season

The time period from late October to late March where it becomes mostly socially acceptable to become a total shut in and do nothing due to the shittiness of the weather outside.

As the beginning of April approaches, thousands of awkward teenagers and young adults groan in despair as shut in season ends and they no longer have an excuse to binge watch shows on Netflix and spend hours on urban dictionary.

by lightning_troubadour April 7, 2014

Sexmon

A large dirty sex slave. Often named in IC-RP. Usually wanted by police. Hygiene is at a minimum

You dirty sexmon, leave that gopher alone

by brainfail May 19, 2009

Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.

They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!

by Mr Erv April 1, 2009

Seasoned Salt Challenge

The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.

Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.

"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"

"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."

"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"

by tdsteveaustin May 10, 2010

Four Seasons

Extremely ghetto
Poor area
The hood
A cadillac with 1 spinning rim with the two different colored paint chipped off and its rusty...
Anybody (esp. black girls) who's all up in your face tryna be hard
Broken down houses/apartments etc.

That car is straight-up FOUR SEASONS!

Hi, my name is Shay-nay-nay and I live at Four Seasons.

***BASICALLY ANYTHING GHETTO***

by Laksi April 7, 2005

season

process by which a woman is prepared for rigors of life as postitute

After deciding that she was willing to join the oldest profession, she found a pimp -- who insisted that she be properly seasoned before seeing any johns. To season her, the pimp gathered ten of his friends for a vigorous gang bang

by DS77 April 28, 2008