shitty stick

A shitty stick is used to ward off attention from females.

When Crouchinho did his robot dance he had to beat off the women with a shitty stick.

by RedinSweden June 11, 2006

Stars Stiffy

While playing a game of Texas Hold'em on Pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the bum.

Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"

Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"

by Jlove's$ February 3, 2010

the stink bug

A sexual position , the man sqauts down and the women sits on the mans lap, while he enters her ass hole, while the man hops around the room,

Linda are you up for the doing the stink bug tonight

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Stick Stickly

a charector that used to host Nickelodeon in the summer time

"write to me, stick stickley, p.o box 963 new york city, new york state, 10108"

by Kregg October 18, 2003

nigger-be-good stick

The name given to either a police baton, or a police issue Maglite.

I came out of the bar up the street the other night and these two cops started to hassle me about where I was going at 2:30 in the morning. One of them was tapping his nigger-be-good stick flashlight on his hand. I thought he was going to beat me!

by Jackball May 26, 2005

Ren and Stimpy

A great Nickelodeon cartoon that pushed the boundaries of "Bad Taste". Probably the greatest "gross-out humor" catoon ever produced.

John Kricfalusi is awesome (except for The Ripping Friends)

by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

Stiff Thomas

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."

An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.

by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010