A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.
The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.
by David March 27, 2003
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Crystal: Josh can we talk?
Josh: About?
Crystal: Well I like you, and I know you like me, so what about us? I want to be your gf.
Ashley(answers josh's old cell): Hello? Who is this?
Ashley: Who is this? NO josh isnt here.We broke up.
Crystal: Awesome. Now i can date him. I knew it would work.
Ashley: YOUR SUCK A FUCKING HOME RECKER
Crystal: Josh can we talk?
Josh: About?
Crystal: Well I like you, and I know you like me, so what about us? I want to be your gf.
Ashley(answers josh's old cell): Hello? Who is this?
Ashley: Who is this? NO josh isnt here.We broke up.
Crystal: Awesome. Now i can date him. I knew it would work.
Ashley: YOUR SUCK A FUCKING HOME RECKER
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A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.
To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.
Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.
The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.
Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.
The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006
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1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.
by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005
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he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
old classmate: robert?
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
by jaszo July 19, 2009
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*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.
*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.
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