pongo walt

A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.

My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.

by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018

Poongry

When you don't have access to a bathroom and really have to poop so you become frustrated, irritable, and angry.

"I'm in the car with my boyfriend right now and he's really poongry"

"I'm so poongry"

by MarkedByMunson October 8, 2017

pong

When you get a smell or whiff of something nasty

“The pong of that bird shit fuckin nasty mate you should go home”

by Pusidonmin October 29, 2017

pong

A person or entity that has 3 basic characteristics; white, slow and jiggly. Synonym of stupid. Traditionally used in the same sentence as Yai.

"Pong not know why her Brian size same as pong nose"

by Yellow chocolate January 4, 2018

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018

pongdiddler

a general derogatory term

"What a pongdiddler!"

by PunDaddy January 15, 2018

pongo pigmatus

When something reeks of shit

Micheal you smell like pongo pigmatus

by Iexplainthings May 5, 2018