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The Fruity Penguins

The greatest band to ever play in the entire world!!! TFP rocks!!! www.thefruitypenguins.com
I want to hear more of The Fruity Penguins
by Anonymous June 23, 2004
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penguin

(Male) member of a symphony orchestra, so called because of their black and white garb and tendency to be seen in large groups close together.
Some also make distinctive honking noises.
No.5 dressing room is for luvvies, No.6 is for penguins.
by Silverfin August 21, 2006
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penguin express

When one slits open the scrotum of another and uses it like a vagina
I gave jimmy a penguin express cuz I'm a sick fuck...
by Peng Win Spress November 9, 2008
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penguin walk

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 19, 2008
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Daddy Penguin

daddy penguin

the act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals ino her mouth, as if he was keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengium'
' You didnt daddy penguin her again last night did you? isnt this going a bit far?'
by blunderbuss October 5, 2012
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The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005
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penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.
Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!
by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs December 12, 2008
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