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pokemon sexist

Not capturing a Pokémon because of it being a female or male
Man, Rob is such a pokemon sexist, he restarted the game 5 times to make the pokemon become male
by RandomRedneck34 February 16, 2015
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pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.
(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!
by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 28, 2009
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poke-block

to poke someone on the Facebook and subsequently block him/her.
I poke-blocked her chickenhead azz that night!
by dmart November 19, 2005
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pokeality

pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.
"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."
by tsmithh February 13, 2008
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Pokerstars

If you want to think you are playing poker then Pokerstars is where you can go. Upon arriving there you will lose all money and sanity that you have. What will drive you insane is that you will get spectacular hands (AA,AK) and no matter how much you bet before the flop (both real and play money) some idiot will call with a 5-4 offsuit. Or another possibility is that you will hold AA and the flop will be something like A,7,J. At this point you will push all in for over $100 (in real money) and the noob will call with 5-4. At this point you will be more than a 99% favorite to win the hand. But to your utter disbelief the turn will be a 3 and the river a 2 making the idiot a straight which beats your 3 of a kind. After losing said $100 you will either cashout and run like hell or suffer more highly mathematically improbable bad beats.

Where a great hand loses to a phenomenal one.

If you are dealt KK you can bet your sweet ass someone has AA and QQ in the same hand.

Defies all mathematical probability.

The river always determines the winner. See riverstars
Before the flop I went all in with AA and 3 people called. Of course one guy had KK, another QQ, and the last guy had 22. The flop came A,K,Q making trips for the first three people. Then the turn and river was both 2's giving the idiot who bet almost $200 on ducks winning everyone's money. Not only did the sucker win, but so did Pokerstars who took a nice rake.

Getting dealt AA 5 times in a row and losing each time.
by malice1325 April 18, 2006
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pokeshipping

The reason many a pokeshipper tend to watch the series. Basically the belief that the two main characters (Ash/Satoshi and Misty/Kasumi) of the animé series Pocket Monsters/Pokémon, are a romantic couple. It is considered to be the most popular shipping in the fandom, while many find it to be incredibly annoying.
The company that dubs the series, 4Kids entertainment, tend to add shipping 'hints' that didn't exist in the original version of the series. This often leads to confusion and arguments between shipping fans.
4Kids script (Misty): Someday you and I will be married too~
4Kids script (Ash): Mmhmm....GWAHHH?!?
by Imma go dislike shipping now... November 20, 2004
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Pokeymans

A web series where people describe a Pokemon and someone who doesn't know about Pokemon has to draw it.
No one draws Pokeymans worse than me!
by TheGuyWhoLicksMustard May 31, 2015
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