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pokemans 

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them
pokemans by ttdi October 3, 2007
The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!
pokeman by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

pokeyman 

Used by crazy people who can't pronounce "Pokemon".
POKEYMAN?! POKEYMAN?! With the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy that comes out and has a face and he HAGGKLAGEHNONA HAHAHAHAHAH.
pokeyman by YesIAmAnIdiot July 2, 2006

PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.
Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

Pokemanz 

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.
"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"
Pokemanz by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009

Pokésmash 

Pokésmashing is smoking marijuana. Just as there are different types of pokémon and pokéballs, there are different types of bud.
Friend 1: dude i just picked up an eighth of blastoise

Friend 2: Let's pokésmash that dank up!
Pokésmash by Ash Catchemall July 15, 2010