puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

puff and fuck

When you get smacked and hook up afterwards.

Man last nights puff and fuck was bomb as hell.

by Velezie June 16, 2017

Plaffing

To do something purely to mess with people and have fun. Saying and doing stupid things for the pure joy of it.

Do you really think that about Sarah?
Nah, I was just plaffing

by Pollisticness October 24, 2018

Puff Daddy

A sugar daddy with a very inflated scrotum.

My man banged so many chicks he a puff daddy now

by the_grundle_fondler November 26, 2018

Puff the circle fence

Pounding so hard you break the condom.

Jared is such a god in the bedroom that he decides to puff the circle fence every time. Don't bother with protection.

by juglord69420 May 28, 2019

Puffed Kiss

When your having anal sex and you fart.

Boy- what was that?
Girl- just a little puffed kiss

by Its.brya06 June 1, 2019

puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.

Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...

by StripedSocks June 8, 2019