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pizza knees

pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.
I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.
by jewdy7 October 12, 2008
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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
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cold pizza

when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session
last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!
by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 18, 2008
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Licorice Pizza

Name from remarks made in a comedy sketch on an album by ’60s folk singers Bud and Travis. The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
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Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
by N.T. Galore September 2, 2012
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pizza wingman

That chillaxin bro in the shotgun seat, who holds the pizza while you drive.
Drew- Matt, I need you to be my pizza wingman.
Matt- No problem Drew.
by Perfect Ford July 7, 2016
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Pizza sandwich

When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.
Sarah was so hot that night that josh ate her pizza sandwich till she came.
by Drkblglass February 28, 2018
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alaskan pizza

the act of orgasming on a partner's face who has bad acne in sub-freezing conditions such that the semen freezes instantly on the face, resembling the cheese and pepperoni on a pizza
"It was so cold last night, my boyfriend made me an alaskan pizza."
by NaCL Words September 15, 2021
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