Literally a pizza made from dick.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
by dimdumjim August 31, 2016
Get the Dick Pizzamug. The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
Get the Pineapple Pizzamug. by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 18, 2008
Get the cold pizzamug. Name from remarks made in a comedy sketch on an album by ’60s folk singers Bud and Travis. The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.
Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
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Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
Search under:
Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.
“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
by N.T. Galore September 2, 2012
Get the Licorice Pizzamug. That public toilet was like blue pizza
Or
That thing we got from the takeaway last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing we got from the takeaway last night was like blue pizza
by InTheKnow.07 March 6, 2021
Get the Blue pizzamug. “Who ate every last pizza tip in this bih? “Yo, don’t trip. The pizza tip is all I fuck wit. It’s got the most cheese, sauce and toppings.”
by Froatiq November 17, 2014
Get the Pizza tipmug. Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.
Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.
Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.
by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020
Get the Wireless pizzamug.