T-Mobiled

Verb meaning to fail to deliver a product or service in epic proportion.

Hey, Billy, did you hear I got stranded at the mall last night? Yeah, the public transit company ran out of diesel fuel for all their buses and T-Mobiled. Some people walked home, but I just hung out hoping they would restore service someday.

by OmegaBobGuy October 15, 2009

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

moiler

A bong hoot, most often a maul hoot, with a drop of hash oil placed on top of the hoot. Used frequently for getting a massive nicotine rush and simultaneously getting ripped.

"I'm stoked on this maul hoot!"
"hold on a sec, I'll give you a drop of oil for a moiler."
"potes!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by Max August 7, 2004

Mobiling

One word to describe any of the activities that are conducted using mobile devices such as mobile phones, smart phones and, tablets -the activities can be telephoning, emailing, texting. photographing, filming, Skypeing, Facebooking, browsing, Online Dating, flirting, winking, liking, Tweeting, surfing, scrolling, listening, reading, sharing ..................... We are not quite sure what activity is being undertaken , whatever it is - it is being conducted on or by a mobile device

Have you seen that dude mobiling

He is over there mobiling

by Sometime Dr Johnson December 20, 2013

MTA Mobility

MTA Mobility is a paratransit service for disabled patrons poorly run by idiots in the State of Maryland's Maryland Transit Administration. MTA Mobility should in truth be called MTA IMMobility because; it is seldom on time. MTA Mobility works sometimes but more often it takes you on a grand tour of Baltimore's worse inner city ghettos. The drivers of MTA Mobility are generally quite good but they are slaves to fools who actually administer this ill fated badly run para-transit program. The State of Maryland is run by a corrupt bunch of fools and political hacks oversee the program.

If you are lucky enough to have a job before using MTA Mobility you won't have it for long because; the only thing MTA Mobility is good for is getting you to work late. Not just a few minutes late hours late. If you have a 7 AM pick up time they might actually pick you up at 7 AM but if you have a 8:00 arrival time at destination you might get there at 10 o clock. If you are an hour late all your scheduled drop off location don't you dare say anything or else rude ignorant drivers will get angry and threaten you to a fight.

What lame people MTA Mobility hires that like to threaten violence to disabled working people. The MTA Mobility routing center is staffed by world class losers none of whom know the first thing about logistics ortransportation management.

The best reason to stay on disability and never even think of getting a job is MTA Mobility. The state of Maryland was stupid enough to spend thousands of dollars on my job training. I even got a good paying job BUT thanks to MTA Mobility I am about to lose the job. Maryland is a state run by fools who paid thousands of tax dollars to train me for a job. thousands more to prepare me for a job and now that I have the job won't spend a few dollors to help the disabled worker they created to get to his job on time.

by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF July 20, 2012

Mobility Scooter

An average to below average looking girl you bring back to shag, but wouldn't want to be seen in public with. First used by Vicky in Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness.

Jay brought back this mobility scooter. And by mobility scooter I mean good for a ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen in public with one.

by AFLGN August 30, 2011