Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 16, 2020

Group Masturbation

A group of young adults acting upon dysfunctionality and hooliganism and indulge in a bit of tomfoolery. This creating a sense of an orgasmic brain tumor that gets nothing productive done

Not Again! Kareem drew a Homer Simpson we must now indulge in Group Masturbation

by Notzaina October 7, 2022

masturbation

genocide.

i walked in on my son doing masturbation and couldn't let them babies go to waste so i did what i had to do to. ;)

by poopydoopyboy February 7, 2018

Maxturbation

The art of eating while pleasuring yourself.

Sitting at the computer, two to three slices of your favorite pizza on the desk NEXT to the computer, porn totally on, and bites being taken with the left hand while the right hand is in mid-whack. Maxturbation.

by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.

Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?

by someone January 5, 2004

post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.

I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

by Sandman110 March 9, 2012