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Middle School

A place where kids go expecting to rule the school, but realize you just are another face and black girls will NOT hesitate to punch you dead in the face.
You usually face 10 times more drama than you need to because everyone in middle school are either immature little punks who think they're cool cause they smoke/drink or immature little smart asses.

If you're in middle school expect to lose a lot of friends and attempt to make new ones.

But believe me when I say that if you even TRY to be popular, cute, steal some chicks boyfriend, or be cuter than the upperclassmen you will be hated.

You're not cooler. But it's not like you're gonna get punched if you accidentally bump into someone.
The ONLY way to get through is to be you..
as you're walking through the halls of middle school, you bump into black person
You: Oh excuse me, sorry.
Black person:*gives dirty look* mmmmhm
by Kettsa October 18, 2008
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Middle School Dance

A social event in which students between the age of 10-14 (i think, AKA Middle schoolers) and adults (teachers) attend. During this event the group will be divided in half, those with dicks and those without dicks. During this event the ppl who have dicks (or do they?), will talk about how they will be the "brave" one and ask out one of the people without dicks (also called women or girls). During the event some dancing may occur, in which it will almost certainly be people of the same sex dancing together. Then the following day the guys will boast about how they asked out the hot girl at the dance, which is obviously a lie.
The day after the middle school dance
John: Hey at the dance u should have seen it me and Sally got real dirty
Paul: REally wat happened
John: Oh i think i touched her once while i was getting a drink, i bet thats what sex is like
Paul: You are the master
by That British guy September 21, 2005
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north middle school

a school half full of future-sexually active redneck 10 year olds and half rich kids that are not fucking prepared for the real world, and get chik-fil-a everyday. half the rich kids are gay as shit, and probably will never admit it, however they all hump each other in the hallways. rednecks probably wear confederate flag underwear and worship kim davis. trump would probably love this middle school.
Zach: are there any gay schools around here, Ben?
Ben: go to north middle school!
by blanketsforlife September 6, 2016
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Middlesex

The town in which the movie Donnie Darko took place.
Other guy: Hey Donnie, what school do you go to?
Donnie: Middlesex High School
by Radomsooner March 3, 2010
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Jonas Salk Middle School

The Worst MS in Levittown. The lunch is the BEST but the school just sucks.

"Ms. Debbie vs Straw Wrapper 2018-2019" Anyone who went to Salk understands
Pull up to Jonas Salk Middle School to do absolutely nothing because this school is so trash
by mrbatwithgat January 30, 2019
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Holicong Middle School

Terrible school with a faggot principal named mr. shillingford and a bunch of fake depression girls.
by Ryannnnnnnnc October 29, 2019
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wilbraham middle school

A school in Wilbraham ran by dictators know as Andy V and Danny H the majority of girls are sluts and the majority of guys are lax bros or potheads the teachers r mostly fags
Dude you go to Wilbraham middle school r u a pothead or a lax bro
by Man named Dan June 18, 2015
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