Matthew

My baby! That’s it...that’s the definition. Carry on with your day loves xoxo x-tina
C: Matthew is the best husband ever!
K: Awe I’m so happy for y’all!
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Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy
Stop being aa matthew and get up
by Jake24444 December 06, 2017
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A fat munchkin that scans fried cats
Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well
by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018
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A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
This dog is barking at a could like a matthew
by Manthefan123 January 28, 2016
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See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate
by Me, you fuckin donkey August 03, 2019
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The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.
calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.
by Jesiel Ardensky September 15, 2019
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Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.
Oh he's a Matthew
by rello123321 December 04, 2018
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