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Matthew

A charming asian guy has a big d for an asian dude nice,athletic,But he also likes people call him Matty for short
the most favorite he say is I'm your man
Matthew is sexy a gift from god to your ladies out there:)
btw Tap in to Matthew
by MattyMmmdab January 16, 2018
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Matthew

A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
This dog is barking at a could like a matthew
by Manthefan123 May 10, 2016
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Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her
Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad
by Subscribe To PewDiePie November 15, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew is the most loving and carring person ever he will be the best boyfirend /bestfriend matthew us one youll hardly get at times
My friend matthew is so complicateing but i love him
by Lyssa gilding December 26, 2018
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Matthew

Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy
Stop being aa matthew and get up
by Jake24444 December 6, 2017
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Matthew

The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.
calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.
by Jesiel Ardensky September 15, 2019
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Matthew

A fat munchkin that scans fried cats
Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well
by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018
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