low maintenance

A person (usually a girl) that truly believes that he/she is not high maintenance, when they actually are.

Yeah man, she is still telling me that I should be grateful she is so low maintenance!

by mkl_1701 August 10, 2005

low blow

An instult to someone's Father.

Dick: I can see you've uptarded to a fuckin' Chode.
Rod: Oh, that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your father?

by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003

Low Hanging Fruit

When your boyfriend refers to his balls as such.

S: I'm gonna throw some low hanging fruit on your face tonight.

D: Lol whaaaa

S: Exactly. On your face.

by Fruity Balls February 18, 2014

Low Watt

Derived from low wattage light bulbs, a Low Watt is an exceptionally tight or miserly individual. Will never buy anything he can’t download, boil the kettle twice the same night or buy a round in the pub.

Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.

Dave: "Tight bastard still hasn't weighed in with the cash for that job we did, Stan."

Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"

by UpYourKilt August 30, 2011

Low-G

Also Known As Logan Soley...His Rapp Name...M-unit prefers to call him L-O-dubble-G-izzle.

She-O-dubble-Eena-''Su'p My L-O-dubble-G-izzle?''
Low-G-'' Notta Whole lot..I been low key''

by Melissa July 9, 2004

Low IQ

People who spend more than 1 hour daily on their phones. You lose 10 points for each extra min.

OMG her phone screen time is 3 hours PER DAY!!! She must have a low IQ

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

low temperature

Apparantly in text language to year7s low temperature means not hot. Year8s think it means not cool.

Monica- OMGSH he is so hot.

Hayley- I'd say. I dont know why he is going out with allie who is completely low temperature.

by Hayleysaccount December 17, 2007