by Ritacca March 2, 2023

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<
person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
by RileyKay May 26, 2024

by tommy17 March 29, 2021

When you wipe ejaculate From your hand/hands (I’f you’re giving a double handi) on and around your mouth / face after giving a handjob.
by The taco daddy April 3, 2021

"Don't get me wrong not only is she a gorgeous slender kitten, but she's intelligent, energetic and a great worker. She's a dream girl to any worthy industrious man".
by The Coolest Introvert December 15, 2021

Cookie clicker players should know, but they are kittens that give you cookies in exchange for milk.
Yo the Kitten workers are such a good upgrade.
Yeah there are so many variants
It gives you so much cookies per second
Yeah there are so many variants
It gives you so much cookies per second
by tRigeL February 18, 2022
