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The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
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Sam Jones

by Wizza McGee May 14, 2015
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Indiana Jones cobbler

When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.
by Nipplecardboard January 7, 2009
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Terry Jones

A person who smokes a lot of weed and loves to make fun of Asians, Jews, blacks and queers. Usually enjoys smoking butts and box full of cow tounge's.
That person is really acting like a Terry Jones.
by Gnar Scott January 29, 2010
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mike jones

rapper with some talent, but can say his own name 300 times per minute
mike jones!! who? mike jones!
by nig00h May 16, 2006
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jonesdidilyownsing

"I hate to see tod jonesdidilyownsing"
by Penny89 September 25, 2009
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jones

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
by alternabear March 23, 2016
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