Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 22, 2024
An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017
A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.
He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.
Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?
Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that
Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp
Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?
Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that
Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp
by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020
Why is that fool always wearin a Yanky cap like he tryin to jock Jay-Z's swag?
I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.
I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.
by SyddedOnEm January 18, 2018
the reason why I hate coming to school
bitch ass nigga who only cares about sports,arrogant asshole who only cares about himself,popular,picks on everyone,a dumbass,eventually they will end up working at McDonald’s wonder why they aren’t in the World Cup and then they’ll finally see reality.
bitch ass nigga who only cares about sports,arrogant asshole who only cares about himself,popular,picks on everyone,a dumbass,eventually they will end up working at McDonald’s wonder why they aren’t in the World Cup and then they’ll finally see reality.
Ugh jimmy is so popular and strong and attracts all the girls I wanna be like him jimmy the great jock.
by joeamrys May 04, 2022
Jocks are just no good people who date cheerleaders and have fun in beating people up. When they grow up they end up playing video games in their childhood basement.
by Jock hater13 October 23, 2018