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Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.
Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.
by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021
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Jessica rabbit

The art of doing rabbit pellet style poo in your own pants.
Her pants look like the floor of a rabbit hutch, she's done a Jessica rabbit again!
by Season with dill January 31, 2020
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jessica melanson

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.
by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009
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dirty jessica

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica
by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020
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Danny and Jessica

Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange
"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"

"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
by Deathproofsince84 September 21, 2020
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jessica munro

A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.
Last night I felt hungry and lazy so I did a Jessica Munro.
by boogermandingo June 9, 2014
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jessica leather

by Jessica362727 November 5, 2020
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