Internet

God's notepad.

The Internet said so.

by Non-Player Character July 20, 2012

internet

the reason you're either doing great in or failing school.

1) taking answers from the internet
2) procrastinating and not even attempting homework.

by swiggity swoner i have a boner May 30, 2013

Internet Explorer 7

opera with microsfot's logo. the beta is very buggy and incompatible with many other internet applications.

i installed internet explorer 7 and the my pc would bsod every time i turned it on. i had to boot into safe mode and use system restore to fix it.

by borstalbreakout October 1, 2006

Internet Hoe

Man or Woman who post images of themselves on the Internet in an effort to make money. Normally done in the form of subscription site.

Dude I saw this Internet Hoe on myspace she had a link to her pay-per-view site. Cost me $5 bucks a month and brother. it's worth every dollar. She shows everything.

by 13 Blessings July 7, 2006

Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage

The title of the most annoying page on Internet Explorer. Formerly known as "This page cannot be displayed".

My sister needs to stop using her computer while I am using mine because when we try to use the internet at the same time, the internet disconnects and I would get a stupid error message that reads "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage" instead of the page I tried to go to.

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

Internet Whore

Someone who competes with others for the sole purpose of gaining a name for themselves online. A person who has no life whatsoever in the real world, that they must put on shows to make a nice online reputation. These people should be pitied for their inability to make anything out of themselves when a computer and AOL aren't present.

lifeless_chick: My mommy and daddy hit me, and make me feel bad, and call me bad names. Nobody likes me. Feel bad for me PLEASE! I'm gothic because of what society has done to me!

-OR-

WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.

by Joe August 30, 2004

internet

A place where stealing is not considered wrong (kazaa, emulations, etc.) and where there is more Pornography then at Ron Jeremy's studios.

Hmmm...where can I get pornography and/or free programs/music which I would have to pay fortunes for otherwise? Oh, I know! The internet!

by DBNP May 27, 2003