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human feature

A man-made landmark, building or anything that is built by humans (not something that is formed naturally). Housing areas and parks are examples of human features including urban areas.
The Eiffel Tower is a human feature in France because humans built it and it wasn't formed naturally
by revolver shane January 30, 2017
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human bathmat

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.
Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?
by trikeman May 23, 2010
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Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
by slice60 February 22, 2008
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Human Spam

Individuals who approach one on the street with unsolicited literature or requests, such as free newspapers, The Big Issue, flyers, requests for money, 'Charity Muggers', religious apologists, petition carriers, etc. These individuals in Britain have replaced the now banned practices of cold calling, email spamming and junk mailing, as the only thing charities/companies don't need permission for any more is invasion of personal space and public harassment.
"I am late because I had to do the Human Spam Slalom down the high street."
by Summer B October 10, 2008
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human biscuit

simialar to the game "biscuit" where a number of males ejaculate on a peice of toast.
by FERNANDO HORTEZ! January 6, 2012
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AP Human Geography

A high school advanced placement class focused around studying where people live and why. It is an interesting and likable class if you pay attention and have the right teacher but if you don't you may be that kid that sleeps in the back and gets a 2 on the exam. Although APHG can be tedious at time, it applies to current events and will give you a better understanding of the world around you. The class gets 5/5 stars.
AP Human Geography is an awesome class, prove me wrong.
by it'sWingaRRdium April 22, 2020
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Neo-Humanism

AKA Meyu Hineymern.

Neo-Humanism is a lesser known religion/philosophy created by two individuals known to me only as The Philosopher and Jeydehn.
The main rules are as follows:
1.) Do not impose your culture and ways on others, but if they so seek your knowledge, you are obliged to teach them.

2.) Perception is everything.

3.)The only good is kindness, the only evil is hurt.

4.) Good exists only because of its contrast from evil. Evil exidyd only because of its contrast from good.

5.) Killing in the name of your god is the highest sin.

6.) There is enough wrong in this world without you being here. Strive to make a positive influence.

7.) "I think therefore I am"- this saying explains that anything which thinks exists. But does everything that exists think?

8.) Religion is philosophy on drugs.

9.) Every number is equal to One, Zero, and Infinity.

10.) Death is the worst thing that this world has to offer you; every other fear is an illusion. Once you have mastered the fear of death, you have mastered life.

11.) Magik, prayer, and meditation are one in the same.

12.) Earth is but one of the few bubbles of life in the black seas of infinity. We were not destined to travel far- and yet it is are primal instinct to do so.

13.) Both your brain and heart hold your inner truth. Follow them.
I follow these rules and in doing so am a Neo-Humanist.
by Black Candles November 27, 2004
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