Any person (most commonly of italian descent) that has an immense amount of pride in himself. Usually wears tight Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy, Calvin Klein, or Guess clothing. Typically spend a significant amount of time on his appearence in order to look flashy and appealing. Hairstyles include Crowns, Front Flips, Fohawks, and spikes. The most abundant place that Guido's are found are in the New Jersey, New York Tri-state area. Can sometimes be associated with metro-sexual as they do tend to care about their outward appearance more then other men. Usually spend time on facial grooming (eyebrow waxing, ect..) and tanning.
Guido's enjoy clubbing and drinking and girls. Dance styles can seem a little out of whack, but it is a form of expressing ones mental and physical state of tranquility and ecstasy. They take pride in their own italian background (as little or non existent it may be) and enjoy a restless, and care free life
Guido's enjoy clubbing and drinking and girls. Dance styles can seem a little out of whack, but it is a form of expressing ones mental and physical state of tranquility and ecstasy. They take pride in their own italian background (as little or non existent it may be) and enjoy a restless, and care free life
Look at that Guido on the dancefloor.
by TonyDel January 19, 2010
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someone who provides emotional support in exchange for material support in a relationship, synonymous with sugar baby or bbg; counterpart to a sugar daddy. sex is often part of the exchange, but let’s be real, if being a glider was just about getting someone off that would be so easy that everyone would be doing it.
people who work several marks, or are just openly polyamorous, tend to call themselves gliders instead of babies, probably because of the freedom that “glider” implies. term is usually only spoken between providers, not with the johns, who would rather use custom pet names instead of transactional titles. glider is significantly gender-neutral and age-neutral, making it more a versatile term, ie. with tech workers, where the person providing emotional labor is probably older than the person with the dough.
derived from the f***ing adorable marsupials that steal your heart while crushing your soul with their big black eyes.
people who work several marks, or are just openly polyamorous, tend to call themselves gliders instead of babies, probably because of the freedom that “glider” implies. term is usually only spoken between providers, not with the johns, who would rather use custom pet names instead of transactional titles. glider is significantly gender-neutral and age-neutral, making it more a versatile term, ie. with tech workers, where the person providing emotional labor is probably older than the person with the dough.
derived from the f***ing adorable marsupials that steal your heart while crushing your soul with their big black eyes.
by fish trap July 17, 2018
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by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004
Get the Asian Glide mug.A guidette is a girl from the northern Jersey and Staten Island area. They do nothing but go tanning, have sex and go tanning. They always try to get their hair as high as they can. Guidettes are italian girls that are gorgeous. No, they are not gorgeous cuz of looks..just being italian makes them the best since italians do it best! Most guidettes got a new york accent and most of them sound like Fran Drescher from "The Nanny"...I should know cuz my girlfriend and sister are guidettes who never stop talking and they make it sound like the set of "The Nanny". A lot of guidettes are whores but who cares cuz us guido men are too. A lot of them can be seen in a nightclub either grinding a guy, giving a lapdance to someone in the "V.I.P." sextion...or they can be seen laying on the floor drunk as hell from too much tequila.
Tony: "hey did ya' see that girl in the nightclub?"
Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."
Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."
by frank duh tank September 19, 2009
Get the guidette mug.To have an obvious crush on a slightly older girl, but to be too wimpy to ask her out, even after months of preparation. The crush is usually unrequited because the crusher is an Animal Jam geek.
Person 1: Damn, that kid really is Gliding that girl Sylvianne.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.
by Ciao Billy December 16, 2016
Get the Glide mug.when a guy grabs a girl or i guess it could be a guy but lets not go there, he grabs her from behind under her arms and her arms are out like a hang glider, then he rams his hard erect cock right in her b-hole over and over
by aus10yo October 30, 2007
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