by lisa February 21, 2004
Get the goose eggmug. with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.
Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"
by The Better Simon April 7, 2010
Get the loose as a goosemug. 1. put your hands out like you're about to fly
2. bend your elbows
3. flatten your palms
4. drag your knees and toes across the floor at the same time
5. gather really unnecessary laughs
6. suck my fat ass dick
2. bend your elbows
3. flatten your palms
4. drag your knees and toes across the floor at the same time
5. gather really unnecessary laughs
6. suck my fat ass dick
by davefuck January 19, 2010
Get the Rapist Goosemug. Dirty fat goose vagina. "Mange" originates from the japanese slang used to describe dirty hairy vagina. Slap a goose in front of it and you have yourself a "Goose Mange"
by Daddythreecheeks December 9, 2010
Get the Goose Mangemug. When Andrew walked outside without a shirt, he felt a chilly breeze. "Brrrr, it's so I can feel goose nips all over my skin."
by Peaky Breeki January 12, 2018
Get the Goose Nipsmug. by brandizzle October 10, 2003
Get the Shit Goosemug. by William buttlicker January 8, 2018
Get the Loose goosemug.