To goon 

To masterbate addictively, obsessively, and with no control over yourself. A person who goons is a gooner. Reddit is filled with gooners who spend long hours daily, gooning to porn and getting nothing else done.

I met a guy at the gym, but I heard he likes to goon so I’m not wasting time on him.

To goon by Hot Writer September 3, 2022

politically correct goon squads 

A group of indivuals that use tatic aganist people who are politically incorrect.

I recently seen a Cartoon that I used to watch when I was a kid. But now it was all censored no thank to the Politically Correct Goon Squads

politically correct goon squads by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

sloth ass goon 

a lazy ass nigga, who always has other people do his shit for him.

manny provencio is such a sloth ass goon because he has sinista do everything for him.

sloth ass goon by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008

Booty Goon

Original term has evolved to mean a homosexual male with a thuggish appearance or personality.

He talking all that gangsta sh*t in the street but errybody know he a booty goon.

Booty Goon by Frictionmaker November 15, 2015

Poon Goon 

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

Poon Goon by andood January 26, 2009

305 Goon 

Someone who comes from the streets of the 305, Miami-Dade County. The primary goal of a 305 goon is to get money and have sexual relations with several women, with little or no regard to the law. It has been proven that 305 goons are above the law, and can be found on many a corner smoking marijuana and selling crack-cocaine. 305 goons are superior to goons from other cities because they rep Miami hard. A common phrase among these goons is "305 TIL I DIE", which shows the incomparable lifelong commitment to the struggle. Famous 305 goons include: Rick Ross, Trick Daddy, Plies, and Pitbull, among others. 305 gooning is a privilege and is not taken lightly. Those who are fortunate to have grown up in the projects in the Miami area understand the importance of this tradition. The tradition is passed from generation to generation, and it is not unusual to find a young hood-rat hustling and repping his "hood".

I got my ass jumped the other day by a bunch of 305 goons...They jumped me for my Dan Marino jersey.

305 Goon by Ronald P. Cunningham III October 20, 2009

lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.

To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz

lemon goon by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010