goober

1. someone who is a nerd or a geek.
2. to be a loser.
3. do something stupid or look stupid

oh my gosh.. look at his socks, he looks like a goober

by Katie DeCoste August 15, 2006

goober

Goober (noun)

A person having obnoxious or irritating behaviour;
A person who takes pleasure in claiming to be a "hacker"
despite the obvious fact that s/he desperately requires
schooling and education; Any person who lacks common sense
and is blissfully unaware of it; A person unwilling to read
any documentation before attempting to run a software.
Goobers are also known to be excessively talkative.

The company of goobers is worse than no company at all.

by Harshad Sharma February 2, 2004

gooby

The male reproductive gland, aka the penis

"Daddy, why is mommy kissing your gooby"

by Jay(scoobywrx) May 2, 2005

Goober

A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.

Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."

by Kragoth December 26, 2012

goober

Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.

Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.

by SugarSpider August 31, 2005

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

Gooberville

Nickname for downtown Great Barrington, MA. So called because of its overpopultation of townies, goobers, and Mucky-Mucks.

"No, he never went to college, he just hangs out in Gooberville all day."

by Sarcastro January 24, 2005