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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008
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Goatfuck

A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.
I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.
by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017
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horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.
Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.
by snappy's February 5, 2008
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Goat Snipe

To instant message or email someone with a clip of you making a goat noise
Bob: nnh
Alice: what?
Bob: I just goat sniped you.
by Snickers 343 January 12, 2011
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goatfuck

All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.
There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.
by Antix May 2, 2006
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goat play

the act of having sexual relations with a goat and women (optional)
willson likes goat play while recieving a rim job.
by fonze August 28, 2007
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goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
by Ben April 22, 2005
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