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give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony
If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.
by taxtop February 6, 2014
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Give n' Take

A scenario when, commonly misidentified, heterosexual couple invite a male partner to a three way. The third party, unmindful male, merrily attends for the fair damsels dillhole, but as intercourse start, the ding-a-ling jerking husband must be bi... nope! that is bung munching gay, a real corn-hole randy hound drooling over the invited male. The guest male is upset that he did not foresee this possibility, and didn't ask ahead of time. The woman is a fit bombshell that hasn't been pleased since the last give n' taker months ago, and she was just desperate enough to agree for one of her husbands, hot wife bait, gay sex acts. The couple wrangled the third party male in the middle of them for his first give n' take.
The third party male is mounted from behind by surprise gay husband as shock settles chills on the give n' taker while he freaks host wife.

As the cajoling cum to an end, most give n' takers, then finally understand the full incident as gave n' took, what what in the butt!
by AlsyPouty April 14, 2014
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Give her the $1.50

That you would want to have sex with someone, referring to paying for sex
She is so hot I would definitely give her the $1.50
by Bengals67 December 28, 2014
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give crickets

When someone you don't like asks you a question or tries to get your attention your only response is silence.
I give crickets to Michelle every time she's in my presence. She's finally taking the hint.
by Tricktionary March 12, 2016
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give yourself a q

A vine that a gay kid named Hector says
Hector : give yourself a q
Kid : shutup you gay faggot touch my computer one more time and I will beat the shit out of you
by roman reigns superman punch sp September 8, 2016
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Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight
Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat
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give booty

Mysterious request from a cute girl with a snuffly nose.
Girl: Yo
Boy: Yes dear
Girl: Give booty
by badger-sloth July 4, 2016
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