Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011

Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.

The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.

by Wharfg October 16, 2013

fake channel

a channel that shows movies with commercials

per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel

by hatememakeme December 22, 2013

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

Fake

When a male or female pretends to be a friend but then talks behind your back

(Enter name) is so fake she told Lindsey what I said about her even though she promised

by Help.im.lost May 30, 2016

Fake

Fake is not being original or not being yourself

Pink/Sydney is as fake as barbies ass.
Pixie star has a fake heart </3.

by Llama(:}) October 18, 2016