Aim Fail

To fail at the act of trying to use AIM instant messenger including an failure to return messages in a timely manner; inability to maintain Aim conversation due to negligance and life failure.

Person 1: Dude u havent reponded for lik 5 minutes! AIM FAIL!
Person 2: Says nothing because they are an aim failure!

by P-Master19er March 27, 2009

Fail Whale

a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

by Benjy-x June 28, 2009

epic fail

A term for when average everyday run of the mill failure, just doesn't cut it.

If you're going to succeed, good for you. If you're going to fail, make it an epic fail.

by PrincessZeffie August 7, 2008

epic fail

Jim Morrison's "poetry".

Jim Morrison's poetry is epic failure.

by not found [Error 404] April 25, 2009

fail at life

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

by Excommunicated February 1, 2008

Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.

Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-

by ScreamoKid17 February 3, 2010

Facebook fail

Posting something on a social network that you wouldn't want some people to see but are able to see.

"Dude my parents saw that photo of me drinkin on facebook" "Oooh... facebook fail!", "Senior skip day on Monday" *sent to everyone so underclassmen can see* Facebook fail!

by Dudders Mcnugget April 26, 2009