Focus Goggles

Unlike beer goggles, these goggles allow individuals have the mindset and accuracy of a well trained sharp shooter.

"Coach wants us to soak it in for a little bit but we still have a mission and a goal.....we gotta get our focus goggles on and focus on saturday"
-#2 Sharp Shooter and Rocket Guard

by FocussedRocket April 18, 2011

Fetus Drunk

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.

"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"

by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014

fetus

small child who you are not sexually attracted to yet do to lack of puberty, usually travel in packs

jimmy is such a fetus.

by karbear8459 December 4, 2014

fousbah

Fuck of you stupid bitch ass hoe.

Hey just tell her FOUSBAH

by that_one-guy December 20, 2014

fetus

any and all underclassmen, in particular an underclassmen that is notably naive or ignorant

Matt was still a fetus and was unaware of where his classes were.

by Krak.en December 27, 2015

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016