Fake Taxi

A sex position - named after a porn series where a guy goes around picking up women and fucking them in his taxi - during which he turns around facing away from her and pushes his dick back and inside her. A reverse cowboy so to speak.
Last night, Joe did the fake taxi on me! Looked like he was twerking in my face but I wasn't mad at it, lol.
by MrsK3ySton3 February 07, 2021
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Fake-text

Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.
Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.

Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?

Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.
by Rahrahkristinah August 18, 2011
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Fake depression

A person who has fake depression would show these types of signs, seeks attention, complains about life when it's perfect, listens to sad emo rappers, posts black and white stories with the caption "I hate my life" or "I can't do this anymore". These are some the most popular signs. Often seen in teenagers who can't handle being alone.
Look at Harry's story he's definitely got fake depression.
by Hoodrat18 November 13, 2019
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fake tickets

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!
by absolutben80 July 04, 2011
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ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.
by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004
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fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 16, 2011
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Fake Abs

A guy who has a 6 pack only because he is super skinny, not because he actually works out.
"Oh my god, have you seen his abs?"
"Hun, those aren't abs, they're fake abs, he's just too skinny"
by jdub496 May 22, 2009
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