Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail
by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009
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Fail Whale

a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.
'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
by Benjy-x June 28, 2009
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epic fail

A term for when average everyday run of the mill failure, just doesn't cut it.
If you're going to succeed, good for you. If you're going to fail, make it an epic fail.
by PrincessZeffie July 15, 2008
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fail at life

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.
by Excommunicated February 01, 2008
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Scene fail

1. A try-hard; A person attempting to fit into the ridiculous stereotype of scene but ends up looking more like a clown than is required for the particular label.

2. A really awesome blog on Tumblr. coonbabies.tumblr.com
That girls hair looks like she stuck her head in the microwave. Look at all those cheap Hot Topic accessories. What a scene fail.
by therealkikikannibal January 09, 2011
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Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.
Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-
by ScreamoKid17 February 02, 2010
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