custsodomize

To customize the shit out of something so much so that it is almost irrecognizable and/or useless.

"I custsodomized my linux installation on my laptop so much it looks and acts like a Mac."

"That Fiero was custsodomized to look like a Lamborghini!"

"She custsodomized firefox beyond repair and had to use it in safe mode."

by igno_ May 3, 2008

custodial care

industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...

ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care

by michael foolsley November 29, 2009

customizecrazyisis

the new and medically legit term ending in "isis" used to describe people who are crazy about customizing their house.

My friend is moving because his dad has customizecrazyisis and needs a new house to customize.

by daylans mom February 3, 2010

"Custom" Drum Kit

A slang term for kits made by drum companies that cater to new wave metalcore, christcore and emo bands. These companies like SJC, Shine and Truth are usually exclusively used by teens that are in metalcore boy-bands, that straighten their hair, wear their sisters pants and usually start out playing drums on these thousand dollar kits. It's more of a bragging right, to say you have a "custom" drum kit. Remember kids, always get a 24" bassdrum, a 12" rack tom and a 16" floor tom. One up, two down or die. You will be cool as fucking balls.

Oh, and make sure you make a youtube video about it.

"So, I'm like so totally not okay, so I made my parents buy me this $3,000 Truth kit with DW 9000 hardware and Zildjian A-customs. I think I'm going to listen to some Escape the Fate. I am so misunderstood. "

-Average rich kid drummer with a "Custom" Drum Kit.

by dr.blaast January 8, 2012

toe custard

The act of applying semen to the toes of unsuspecting people around you.

People at the party got annoyed because Geoff applied toe custard to all their toes.

by Buuntaa August 9, 2016

custard

a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!

by Steven Hughes December 20, 2003

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first.

by adamisthechamp September 8, 2008