choke the bishop

To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)

David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??

Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"

by DEHS May 17, 2006

Coke

the far superior to pepsi. i admit there are too many variations of coke now however the original can still own pepsi.
coke is the nectar of life needed for existence. it also used 2 contain cocaine and may still do as it is so addictive and beautiful. why have women when u can have a nice un-comlpicated can of coke

person1. dude this coke is shit compared 2 pepsi.
person2. u go to hell. thats blasphemy.
person1. fogrive me lord for ihave sinned

by antichristsuperstar October 4, 2005

cokemusic

Virtual chatroom similiar to habbo hotel that doesn't cost real money to buy fake furniture and has a lame music mixer.

Enter those codes from under the coke bottle caps on cokemusic to get Decibles to buy furniture.

by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004

flat coke

(see also flat)

Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.

Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.

by flat coke February 11, 2008

Coke can man

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.

He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

Coke Zero

Carbonated beverage introduced by Coke around 2004, claimed to taste the same as regular Coke, with no calories or sugar, and made with the new sweetener Splenda. Arguably tastes not better than Diet Coke, but just has a different aftertaste.

This product was created in part for the new generation of soft drinks in America, as the cola companies phase out the term "diet" on all sodas, because of the taboo it evokes in preference for the term "zero" or "free"

"You drinking Diet Coke fatty?"
"No, its Coke Zero you ass."

by Corey2008 December 9, 2008

cream choker

forcing a ladies head down on to one's penis at the moment of ejaculation.

i say mary, fancy a cream choker tonight dearest, after coronation street?

by Anonymous July 1, 2006