Flat coke

A flat coke is a hot ass Male/female that has no chat whatsoever.

Girl 1: anything happened with Dylan?
Girl 2: nah he’s a flat coke

by Joeybsting June 14, 2019

flat coke

(see also flat)

Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.

Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.

by flat coke February 11, 2008

flat vanilla coke

The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.

Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.

by brettheawesome June 15, 2010